Thursday, May 29, 2008

New Frontiers

I've decided to take a new path in life. The more I do this music thing, the harder it gets and I'm ready to move on to bigger and better things. Who really cares about guitar players anyway. 

From now on, my sole purpose in life will be to become a cellular phone company mascot. You know, like the "can you hear me now" guy, or Chad, or Joan Cusack, or even  something like that crazy group of guys that symbolizes Alltel's competition.

Last time I checked, AT&T was in dire need of a new icon. That globe thingy, or whatever it is, has about run its course. Sprint Nextel, I'm looking at you too. Yellow lines? Come on. At least back in the nineties you had Murphy Brown. 

I have a good feeling this new career path is going to be a lot more promising than the life of a traveling musician.

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